Negative thinking is a luxury we can’t afford.– Twitter / Yoko Ono (via ronenreblogs) (via essayons)
Hey Party People.
In light of the newest Tumblr day-rage-meme, what’s YOUR Sexy 80’s Childhood Fantasy?
Introducing Sexy 80's Childhood Fantasy Tuesday...
nate: awesome. I'm totally gonna learn to dance like Molly Ringwald
becca: you should and afterwards lets make out
nate: I would be happy to fulfill your childhood dream. Just call me Molly
nate: We'd be killing two birds with one stone, you know. Because MY childhood dream was to become Molly Ringwald. or at least drape her over my head and carry her around
becca: so wait.. how about i dance like molly and then we make out.. cause my childhood dream was obviously to make out with you
nate: That sounds delightful. Wait. Are we both Molly's at this point? Because, that might be a third childhood fantasy.
becca: oh yeah we could do that
nate: This is getting pretty sexy. Gonna have to loosen this collar. Maybe pop it up a bit
becca: and unzip
becca: wow. what is with ME?!
nate: oh, it's tuesday
becca: sexy tuesday
nate: Sexy 80's childhood fantasy tuesday
becca: on twitter!
nate: I think we just came up with a tumblr meme
becca: hahah lets make one.
nate: We should just post the conversation
becca: did you see my friends pantlessoldmenflying.tumblr.com/ Yeah make one
nate: oh god, that's hilarious
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