June 2009
May 2009
WatchIt Ain’t That Serious. on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Vulgar alert.
In the spirit of In the Butt tumblr, I’ve come up with a new one:
________ with my dick.
It’s funny. Works great with municipal signs. Example, in an elevator, “To access roof: Press and hold 20th floor button… With my dick.”
But you say it like this, “with myy diiiiick.”
Got it?
Ryan Adams and the Cardinals - My Heart is Broken
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10 Products Inspired by Brass Knuckles →
I’ve posted most of these before, but there’s some new ones. #brassknuckleinstareblog
ericfeitel:
“You is you,
Do what you do.”
– Me, mofos.
Fuck this Tumblarity shit. (Pt. 2)
I had a lovely Memorial Day weekend away from the computer, reconnecting with some old friends: Samuel Smith, Jack Daniels and even José came for a visit.
As a result, my Tumblarity dropped over 50%. This bothers me. I don’t know why. I do know my anxiety levels are through the fucking roof.
Why haven’t I installed the Greasemonkey script?
My status said, "Raped by a grizzly bear."
Jenn: what exactly does that feel like?
Nate: it's rough
Nate: furry
Nate: painful
Nate: and no shortage of blood
Jenn: damn man
Jenn: well did he at least say thank you after or give you a bear cub or something?
Nate: no, just a fake phone number and a case of the herp
Jenn: WOW
Nate: yeah, like I said, rough
“YouTube is the latest target for pranksters looking to amuse themselves. Today,...”
– 4chan, eBaum’s World carpet bombing YouTube with porn videos (Updated) - Ars Technica
Thank God for 4Chan.
Complaint #423 - IRL Whine
No shit, I can’t even play Brickbreaker without it freezing up and acting all jittery. iPhone, here I come.
whitewhine:
“I really wish my Blackberry did less thinking and more working. That hourglass is starting to drop sand on my last nerve.”
-Whine by @CARR2N
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